
Is it a peaceful sunflower or is it a statue that celebrates brain-eating aliens from outer space?
Everyone knows that outer space is big – very big. There are many places out there and many places where aliens can live. We don’t know much about these aliens but everybody knows that they must have a color! And BOOOOOOM: there’s colors in this set!
There’s nine colors and white in the model. White is not a color. And what isn’t a color either? Black! The Aliens from the Aliens movies are Black – boom! But! That’s not all! What color are aliens traditionally depicted in? Green (little green men)! And there’s three light green and one regular green pieces in this sunflower! The earth is the third planet from the sun! Ahem: BOOM! Little green men and Aliens are coming to take over the world in a green flying disc!
Don’t believe me yet? How many leaves are on the flower? Eight! Eight is one less than nine. Why would there be fewer leaves than there are colors? Because everyone knows that Clint Eastwood was in A FEW Dollars more! Clint Eastwood starred with Morgan Freeman in Unforgiven, Morgan Freeman Starred with Dan Aykroyd in Driving Miss Daisy, Dan Aykroyd starred with Sigourney Weaver in Ghostbusters! AND who starred in all the first four Alien movies? Sigourney Weaver! BOOOOOOOOOM!
It’s undeniable: Aliens are coming from outer space to eat our brains!
Or, am I overanalyzing?
Again, your logic is undeniable. But you missed one. Years ago we had a UK TV series called The Day Of The Triffids. Giant killer flowers roamed the streets feeding off the human race who had all become blind. Booooooooooooooooooooooom! They’re back! You should declare an official state emergency at once before the seeds of this injustice are sown globally… ππ·πΉπΈππ»πΌπ₯
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Ohhh, yeah, I’ve never heard of that series! It’s really hard to find all the clues when you don’t know all the stuff in the world! Guess I better download wikipedia to my brain and get to work π
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My mother thinks you need locking up!
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Ha ha ha π Maybe I do or maybe I’m right – who knows ;-D
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I’m just gonna get into my nuclear bomb proof shelter and wait to see if the aliens invade
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Good idea π€£
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You know just in case
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Yeah, better safe than sorry π
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